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Oh man. This made me laugh so hard. 

(Source: collaterlysisters, via spookyfemme)

My sister on the Olympics

Sister:	but on a side note
Sister:	have you seen the sprinters butts?
Me:	What?
Sister:	they are enormous.
Sister:	and I only really notice them cuz their waist are so slim.
Sister:	But I really want to find a rapper and be like "this is the ass you are talking about right? I bet if you smack it that it does not move at all. So you got that wrong in your song"
Me:	xDDDD that is THE BEST idea

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lizzledpink:ever-so-plucky:

#GREETINGS FAIR MIDGARDIAN #OBSERVE YOUR MATE #NOW MARVEL AT THOR #NOW LOOK AT YOUR MATE #LAMENTATIONS! HE IS NOT THOR #BUT IF HE BE WORTHY AND REFORMS HIS STYLING PRODUCTS OF CHOICE #HE WOULD STILL NOT BE THOR (NAY!) #BUT COULD POSSESS A MANE AS GLORIOUS AS THOR’S #GAZE UPON YOUR FEET #NOW LOOK TO THE COSMOS #YOUR LOCATION HAS CHANGED! #YOU STAND UPON A NAVAL VESSEL WITH THE ASGARDIAN YOUR MIDGARDIAN MATE COULD LIKEN HIMSELF TO #BEHOLD - SOMETHING SHIMMERS IN YOUR HAND! #(MARVEL AT THOR.) #TIS A MOLLUSC AND RARE DELICACY AND WITHIN ITS SHELL LIE TWO PASSES TO YOUR CHOICE OF ENTERTAINMENT #A TRANSFORMATION! YOUR PASSES ARE REGAL GEMSTONES! #ALL IS POSSIBLE WHEN YOUR MATE STYLES HIS MANE AFTER THOR’S #I AM RIDING MY NEPHEW

#I AM RIDING MY NEPHEW

(Source: kaidanabernathy, via booksandcorsets)

klexquisite:

theweetimorousbeastie:

secret-agent-melissa-mceagle:

everyonesahero:

i’m crying literally crying fury’s gift

oh my god steve’s gift

THOR GOT “THE GOD DELUSION”

“THE GOD DELUSION”

FUCKING CRYING

Can’t get over Hawkeye and Hulk’s faces! xD  

(Source: misterjuantastic, via booksandcorsets)

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New Favorite Tumblr: Ghetto Hikes 

Cody’s job is to take “urban kids (of all races)” on nature hikes. These kids say hilarious stuff at such a prolific rate that Cody was compelled to archive their quotes. (Via The Awesomer) 

This blog is amazing and I could not stop laughing. 

While looking up stuff, I stumbled upon this Charles Barkley video. 

Needless to say, I had to share this with everyone. xD 

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TOM The Dancing Bug: Definitely-Not-Gay-Man meets his arch nemesis! 

Via Boing Boing

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD \o/

GUYS. This is HILARIOUS. Watch it now.