Oh man. This made me laugh so hard.
|Sister:||but on a side note|
|Sister:||have you seen the sprinters butts?|
|Sister:||they are enormous.|
|Sister:||and I only really notice them cuz their waist are so slim.|
|Sister:||But I really want to find a rapper and be like "this is the ass you are talking about right? I bet if you smack it that it does not move at all. So you got that wrong in your song"|
|Me:||xDDDD that is THE BEST idea|
#GREETINGS FAIR MIDGARDIAN #OBSERVE YOUR MATE #NOW MARVEL AT THOR #NOW LOOK AT YOUR MATE #LAMENTATIONS! HE IS NOT THOR #BUT IF HE BE WORTHY AND REFORMS HIS STYLING PRODUCTS OF CHOICE #HE WOULD STILL NOT BE THOR (NAY!) #BUT COULD POSSESS A MANE AS GLORIOUS AS THOR’S #GAZE UPON YOUR FEET #NOW LOOK TO THE COSMOS #YOUR LOCATION HAS CHANGED! #YOU STAND UPON A NAVAL VESSEL WITH THE ASGARDIAN YOUR MIDGARDIAN MATE COULD LIKEN HIMSELF TO #BEHOLD - SOMETHING SHIMMERS IN YOUR HAND! #(MARVEL AT THOR.) #TIS A MOLLUSC AND RARE DELICACY AND WITHIN ITS SHELL LIE TWO PASSES TO YOUR CHOICE OF ENTERTAINMENT #A TRANSFORMATION! YOUR PASSES ARE REGAL GEMSTONES! #ALL IS POSSIBLE WHEN YOUR MATE STYLES HIS MANE AFTER THOR’S #I AM RIDING MY NEPHEW
While looking up stuff, I stumbled upon this Charles Barkley video.
Needless to say, I had to share this with everyone. xD
GUYS. This is HILARIOUS. Watch it now.